Superman 3
December 2nd, 2005Tar is bad for you,
but in Superman's case it
makes him flick peanuts
Superman 2
December 1st, 2005Terence Stamp escapes
big wibbly flying prison,
tries to rule the world.
Superman
November 30th, 2005Is it a bird? No
Is it a plane? No..Well what
The hell is it then???
The Mask of Zorro
November 29th, 2005Spanish man with 'tache
Helps Welsh Mexican family -
He will play a cat.
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
November 28th, 2005Ralph Fiennes has no nose.
How does he smell? Perhaps he
uses some magic.
Resident Evil
November 27th, 2005My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell? Of dead flesh.
He's a zombie dog.
Notting Hill
November 26th, 2005Fancy that - Hugh Grant
in a crap british rom com
by Richard Curtis.
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
November 25th, 2005Gene Wilder is deaf
and Richard Pryor is blind.
It's hilarious.
Y tu Mamá También
November 24th, 2005Two boys, a lady,
A bizarre love triangle,
And your mother too.
The Matrix Revolutions
November 23rd, 2005The machines attack
Lots of rubbish stuff happens
Neo saves the day