Superman
Wednesday, November 30th, 2005Is it a bird? No
Is it a plane? No..Well what
The hell is it then???
Archive for November, 2005
The Mask of Zorro
Tuesday, November 29th, 2005Spanish man with 'tache
Helps Welsh Mexican family -
He will play a cat.
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
Monday, November 28th, 2005Ralph Fiennes has no nose.
How does he smell? Perhaps he
uses some magic.
Resident Evil
Sunday, November 27th, 2005My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell? Of dead flesh.
He's a zombie dog.
Notting Hill
Saturday, November 26th, 2005Fancy that - Hugh Grant
in a crap british rom com
by Richard Curtis.
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Friday, November 25th, 2005Gene Wilder is deaf
and Richard Pryor is blind.
It's hilarious.
Y tu Mamá También
Thursday, November 24th, 2005Two boys, a lady,
A bizarre love triangle,
And your mother too.
The Matrix Revolutions
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005The machines attack
Lots of rubbish stuff happens
Neo saves the day
The Matrix Reloaded
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005Pompous verbiage
Random action sequences
And that's the best bits.
The Matrix
Monday, November 21st, 2005Neo's a dab hand
With the dribbly green numbers
And he knows kung fu.