Hollywood Haikus

Italian Job

Lenny — Mon, 12 Dec 2005 09:54:35 +0000

Three Mini Coopers... Big traffic Jam in Turin... Gold for the taking???

Dave — Sun, 11 Dec 2005 08:53:09 +0000

This film does feature Ewan McGregor's penis. I forget what else.

Tim — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 09:06:52 +0000

Two nerds make a girl and throw a big house party. It's very Eighties.

Dave — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 09:00:19 +0000

There's this doctor, who Shares a flat with Doctor Who. Obi Wan's there, too.

Iaiaiaiain — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 08:42:34 +0000

Witch flees from Brucie, then saves England from Nazis. Didn't she do well ?

Dave — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:00:00 +0000

How many of you Watched this rubbish just to see Halle Berry's tits?

Tim D — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:00:57 +0000

Hardy's grimmest book The only ray of sunshine: Kate Winslet naked

Alyson — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:00:27 +0000

We have lost our car. Our girlfriends are not happy. What happened last night?

Dave — Sun, 04 Dec 2005 11:58:26 +0000

Forget Spinal Tap The life of Anton Newcombe Could be none more black.

Dave — Sat, 03 Dec 2005 14:24:30 +0000

No "Goldenballs" here - But Steel Leg and Iron Head Still show their mettle.