Hollywood Haikus

Three Mini Coopers...
Big traffic Jam in Turin...
Gold for the taking???

Two nerds make a girl
and throw a big house party.
It's very Eighties.

We have lost our car.
Our girlfriends are not happy.
What happened last night?

No "Goldenballs" here -
But Steel Leg and Iron Head
Still show their mettle.

Spanish man with 'tache
Helps Welsh Mexican family -
He will play a cat.

Fancy that - Hugh Grant
in a crap british rom com
by Richard Curtis.

Gene Wilder is deaf
and Richard Pryor is blind.
It's hilarious.

Out of work actor
tries to get over his ex.
He's money, baby.

Wormy wife wanted
Or not, as the case may be.
How will the tale end?

"Stay off the moors," say
the Slaughtered Lamb regulars.
But they don't say why...