Hollywood Haikus

There's this doctor, who
Shares a flat with Doctor Who.
Obi Wan's there, too.

Ghosts are everywhere.
Later on, they are my friends -
What a clever twist.

History of violence
Hist-o-ry of vi-o-lence
Either way, it works

Killer outwits cops
Gwyneth's head is in a box
Brad is not best pleased.

Natalie Portman
It's fine to fancy her now,
But not when she's 12.

That Jaws Guy jets off
To set fire to Jupiter
With some help from HAL

Flowers are dug up
Each time we expect to see
Evidence beneath

Did I just see that?
Rewinds and presses pause as
She uncrosses legs


Reverse dolly zoom
Roy Scheider and Robert Shaw
Need a bigger boat


(Lenny wrote the last line)

This doesn't make sense
It's all in the wrong order
What is going on?