The Matrix Revolutions
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005The machines attack
Lots of rubbish stuff happens
Neo saves the day
The machines attack
Lots of rubbish stuff happens
Neo saves the day
Pompous verbiage
Random action sequences
And that's the best bits.
Neo's a dab hand
With the dribbly green numbers
And he knows kung fu.
Midget visitor
Long neck, googly big blue eyes
Presumed made it home?
Helena Bonham
Carter looks disturbingly
Nice as a monkey
Jim Carrey falls for
Kate Winslett, and then... um... ah...
I forget the rest...
That Jaws Guy jets off
To set fire to Jupiter
With some help from HAL
'85 is fixed
But now they're in a Western
Biff still hates manure.
Grays Sports Almanac
1985 is hell
Mostly Marty's fault.
Boy goes back in time
Plays guitar and snogs his mum
Then comes back again.