Hollywood Haikus

My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell? Of dead flesh.
He's a zombie dog.

"Feed me - feed me now!"
Says the giant singing plant.
I'd suggest you don't.

Wormy wife wanted
Or not, as the case may be.
How will the tale end?

All work and no play
     makes Jack a dull boy. All work
        and no play makes Jack...

"Stay off the moors," say
the Slaughtered Lamb regulars.
But they don't say why...

From children's parties
To saving the world. Again.
Will Mayors never learn?

Evil boogieman
butchers promiscuous teens.
He is hard to kill.

Possessed WASP girl screams
"Your mother sucks cocks in hell,"
pukes pea soup, is saved.

If Herman Munster
says don't bury your kid there,
please listen to him

Sleeping through the day?
Your brother is a vampire
Kill him with a stake.