Hollywood Haikus

Three Mini Coopers...
Big traffic Jam in Turin...
Gold for the taking???

How many of you
Watched this rubbish just to see
Halle Berry's tits?

No "Goldenballs" here -
But Steel Leg and Iron Head
Still show their mettle.

Tar is bad for you,
but in Superman's case it
makes him flick peanuts

Terence Stamp escapes
big wibbly flying prison,
tries to rule the world.

Is it a bird? No
Is it a plane? No..Well what
The hell is it then???

Do you feel lucky?
It all depends on whether
You can count to six

From children's parties
To saving the world. Again.
Will Mayors never learn?

Buddhism, kung fu,
Thousands of black suited men.
Not "The Matrix". Good.

Dude, Swayze robs banks.
But surfing is gnarly, dude.
What's a dude to do?