Hollywood Haikus

Three Mini Coopers...
Big traffic Jam in Turin...
Gold for the taking???

This film does feature
Ewan McGregor's penis.
I forget what else.

There's this doctor, who
Shares a flat with Doctor Who.
Obi Wan's there, too.

Hardy's grimmest book
The only ray of sunshine:
Kate Winslet naked

Fancy that - Hugh Grant
in a crap british rom com
by Richard Curtis.

Neo's a dab hand
With the dribbly green numbers
And he knows kung fu.

Out of work actor
tries to get over his ex.
He's money, baby.

Ghosts are everywhere.
Later on, they are my friends -
What a clever twist.

Scissors for hands? Wow!
So useful for cutting hair -
But no good for hugs.


Dude, Swayze robs banks.
But surfing is gnarly, dude.
What's a dude to do?