Hollywood Haikus

Two nerds make a girl
and throw a big house party.
It's very Eighties.

Tar is bad for you,
but in Superman's case it
makes him flick peanuts

Terence Stamp escapes
big wibbly flying prison,
tries to rule the world.

Gene Wilder is deaf
and Richard Pryor is blind.
It's hilarious.

"Feed me - feed me now!"
Says the giant singing plant.
I'd suggest you don't.

All work and no play
     makes Jack a dull boy. All work
        and no play makes Jack...

"Stay off the moors," say
the Slaughtered Lamb regulars.
But they don't say why...

From children's parties
To saving the world. Again.
Will Mayors never learn?

If there's something strange
In the local neighbourhood
Who you gonna call???

Midget visitor
Long neck, googly big blue eyes
Presumed made it home?