Hollywood Haikus

Three Mini Coopers...
Big traffic Jam in Turin...
Gold for the taking???

This film does feature
Ewan McGregor's penis.
I forget what else.

Two nerds make a girl
and throw a big house party.
It's very Eighties.

There's this doctor, who
Shares a flat with Doctor Who.
Obi Wan's there, too.

Witch flees from Brucie,
then saves England from Nazis.
Didn't she do well ?

How many of you
Watched this rubbish just to see
Halle Berry's tits?

Hardy's grimmest book
The only ray of sunshine:
Kate Winslet naked

We have lost our car.
Our girlfriends are not happy.
What happened last night?

Forget Spinal Tap
The life of Anton Newcombe
Could be none more black.

No "Goldenballs" here -
But Steel Leg and Iron Head
Still show their mettle.