Hollywood Haikus

Witch flees from Brucie,
then saves England from Nazis.
Didn't she do well ?

Ralph Fiennes has no nose.
How does he smell? Perhaps he
uses some magic.

Supercalifrag
ilisticexpiali
docious - cor, blimey!

Wormy wife wanted
Or not, as the case may be.
How will the tale end?

Midget visitor
Long neck, googly big blue eyes
Presumed made it home?

Dog-and-master team
Spoof King Kong disaster scene
All in Plasticine

Drat - I've lost my son.
Have you seen a fish, captain?
Maybe he's in whales.


Read all about it
Lady has had seven men
They are small miners


That's quite a large peach!
Sir, you haven't seen it all
Meet my insect friends.


"Come and live with me"
Said amazing chocolatier.
"No" said little boy.