Archive for the 'Historical' Category

Citizen Kane

Sunday, November 6th, 2005

"Rosebud!" said the man,
Then he died. What did he mean?
Better make a film.

by Dave

Salvador

Saturday, November 5th, 2005

Gonzo journalist
Gains conscience, loses girlfriend.
Blame Oliver Stone.

by Mark

Downfall

Friday, November 4th, 2005

It features Hitler
And a mum killing her kids
Not a good date film

by Andrew

24 Hour Party People

Saturday, September 24th, 2005

Tony Wilson: twat.
True, but Ryder and Curtis
both have their moments

by Mark

The Pianist

Wednesday, September 21st, 2005

Brody wins Oscar
Thought it was called 'The Penis'
Expected different

by Mark

Apollo 13

Tuesday, September 20th, 2005

We lost a rocket
As it circled round the moon
Phew, it’s back again

by Alyson

Gone With The Wind

Friday, September 2nd, 2005

Leigh and Gable bore
in myth-of-the-South saga
I don't give a damn

by Mark

Titanic

Saturday, August 27th, 2005


Boy meets girl on ship
A big iceberg is coming!
He dies. What a shame.

by Alyson