Hollywood Haikus

Hardy's grimmest book
The only ray of sunshine:
Kate Winslet naked

The machines attack
Lots of rubbish stuff happens
Neo saves the day

Pompous verbiage
Random action sequences
And that's the best bits.

Neo's a dab hand
With the dribbly green numbers
And he knows kung fu.

Killer outwits cops
Gwyneth's head is in a box
Brad is not best pleased.

'85 is fixed
But now they're in a Western
Biff still hates manure.

Grays Sports Almanac
1985 is hell
Mostly Marty's fault.

Boy goes back in time
Plays guitar and snogs his mum
Then comes back again.

Columbo narrates
a touching tale of true love.
Inconceivable!


Inspiring teacher
Carpe diem and all that
Bang! One dead schoolboy.