Hollywood Haikus

We have lost our car.
Our girlfriends are not happy.
What happened last night?

Scissors for hands? Wow!
So useful for cutting hair -
But no good for hugs.


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Lady has had seven men
They are small miners


That's quite a large peach!
Sir, you haven't seen it all
Meet my insect friends.



A young singing nun
Makes children’s clothes from curtains
Likes kittens' whiskers

We lost a rocket
As it circled round the moon
Phew, it’s back again


Small boy left at home
Stops burglars from breaking in
With intricate traps


Did I just see that?
Rewinds and presses pause as
She uncrosses legs


Boy meets girl on ship
A big iceberg is coming!
He dies. What a shame.



I wants my precious!
Bugger off, you can't have it.
Oops! Lost in the fire.