Hollywood Haikus

This film does feature
Ewan McGregor's penis.
I forget what else.

There's this doctor, who
Shares a flat with Doctor Who.
Obi Wan's there, too.

How many of you
Watched this rubbish just to see
Halle Berry's tits?

Forget Spinal Tap
The life of Anton Newcombe
Could be none more black.

No "Goldenballs" here -
But Steel Leg and Iron Head
Still show their mettle.

Spanish man with 'tache
Helps Welsh Mexican family -
He will play a cat.

My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell? Of dead flesh.
He's a zombie dog.

Fancy that - Hugh Grant
in a crap british rom com
by Richard Curtis.

Two boys, a lady,
A bizarre love triangle,
And your mother too.

Not that much happens
At a New Jersey station
To a tiny man.