Hollywood Haikus

Two nerds make a girl
and throw a big house party.
It's very Eighties.

Tar is bad for you,
but in Superman's case it
makes him flick peanuts

Terence Stamp escapes
big wibbly flying prison,
tries to rule the world.

Gene Wilder is deaf
and Richard Pryor is blind.
It's hilarious.

Out of work actor
tries to get over his ex.
He's money, baby.

"Stay off the moors," say
the Slaughtered Lamb regulars.
But they don't say why...

Evil boogieman
butchers promiscuous teens.
He is hard to kill.

Holy Grail saved from
evil Mister Bronson by
James Bond in glasses

Short Round and Indy
save children from evil cult!
Monkey brains all round!

Fish out of water
Adam Sandler in New York
I missed the ending