Today's Haiku
December 5th, 2006Hey, big fish monster!
Why don't you eat little kids?
Ah no - my mistake.
Snakes on a Plane
August 22nd, 2006There's snakes on a plane.
What more could you want from it?
There's snakes. ON A PLANE!!!!
Waking the Dead
August 18th, 2006Haunted congressman
He's heading for the White House
or the funny farm.
Osmosis Jones
August 17th, 2006Inside Bill Murray
some sick stuff is happening.
Niles to the rescue!
Be Cool
August 16th, 2006You take 'Get Shorty',
strip out the charm and the jokes -
this is what you get.
The Bourne Supremacy
August 14th, 2006Forgetful killer
discovers his real name but
his girlfriend dies. Oops.
The Bourne Identity
August 11th, 2006Run, Matt Damon, run!
Amnesiac assassin
hunted, not hunter.
Superman Returns
August 8th, 2006Look! Up in the sky!
A pseudo-Jesus figure
In a dirty cape!
3,000 Miles to Graceland
July 24th, 2006Violent heist thriller,
odd-couple buddy movie
or Elvis tribute?