Today's Haiku

December 29th, 2005
by Tim
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Shrek

December 28th, 2005

That big green ogre
sounds a lot like Fat Bastard
off Austin Powers.

by Dave

Small Soldiers

December 27th, 2005

Spinal Tap are good,
The Dirty Dozen are bad,
Kirsten Dunst is young

by Tim

Jerry Maguire

December 26th, 2005

Show me the money
Show me the money, Jerry.
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!

by Tim

Scrooged

December 25th, 2005

More ghosts for Murray -
Christmases Past, Yet To Come,
and, of course, Presents!

Merry Christmas from Hollywood Haikus!!

by Tim

Miracle On 34th Street

December 24th, 2005

Is Santa Claus real?
Or is he just a nice man
who's a bit senile?

by Tim

It’s A Wonderful Life

December 23rd, 2005

Don't kill yourself, George!
The world wouldn't be the same
without you in it...

by Tim

The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe

December 22nd, 2005

If you could choose one
Thing to eat, would you really
Choose Turkish Delight???

by Lenny

2001

December 21st, 2005

Dah...dah... dah....... Dah dah!!!!
(Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom....)
Dah...dah... dah....... Dah dah!!!!

by daniel

The Royal Tenenbaums

December 20th, 2005

Poor bloke - his kids are
Paltrow, Stiller and Wilson.
Family my arse.

by Dave