Today's Haiku
December 5th, 2006Hey, big fish monster!
Why don't you eat little kids?
Ah no - my mistake.
Hey, big fish monster!
Why don't you eat little kids?
Ah no - my mistake.
There's snakes on a plane.
What more could you want from it?
There's snakes. ON A PLANE!!!!
Haunted congressman
He's heading for the White House
or the funny farm.
Inside Bill Murray
some sick stuff is happening.
Niles to the rescue!
You take 'Get Shorty',
strip out the charm and the jokes -
this is what you get.
Forgetful killer
discovers his real name but
his girlfriend dies. Oops.
Run, Matt Damon, run!
Amnesiac assassin
hunted, not hunter.
Look! Up in the sky!
A pseudo-Jesus figure
In a dirty cape!
Violent heist thriller,
odd-couple buddy movie
or Elvis tribute?